U might b a redneck

According to Jeff Foxworthy, a redneck is: Glorious absence of sophistication!

Here are a few tips to see if somebody is a red neck:
If you think insync is where ur dirty dishes r - U Might B A RedNeck(UMBARN)
If you take ur dog for a walk n both of u use da same tree - UMBARN
If your neighbor's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone - UMBARN
If ur working television sits on top of ur non-working television - UMBARN
If an episode of Walker - Texas Ranger changed ur life - UMBARN
If u ride backwards and slam on the breaks on ur truck to get rid of the stuff in da back - UMBARN
If u think Silence of the lambs is what happens when ur wife goes to the barn - UMBARN
If u missed ur 5th grade graduation because u had Jury Duty - UMBARN
If u think fast food is hitting a dear at 65 mph - UMBARN
If u ever stared at an Orange juice bottle coz it said CONCENTRATE - UMBARN

Just beware